1. She loves to sleep in your arms, and grab her dads chest hair (tight grip too). But as soon as you lay the snoring baby in the bassinet, she wakes up (sometimes it feels like handling a bomb)

2. She loves to sleep to the sound of the exhaust fan in the bathroom, and the water running on the rocking chair. (We play nature sounds on the ipod, but that somehow does not have the same effect)

3. Sometimes, she will down 3 ounces of milk and then burp like a 60 year old woman, followed by a drunk sailor look on her face. Other times, she falls asleep while feeding, wakes up and starts crying as if someone took away her favorite toy. She farty too !

4. Things that may calm her one day will totally not work the next day – sling, rocking, bathroom sleep time.

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6. She is very alert, looks around, tracks you with her eyes, smiles when cooed too (only in the morning though)

7. She fake cries by sticking out her bottom lip, pouting and making noises as if someone hit her.

8. She is long and loves to kick all the blankets off of her. Hates having her hands swaddled, and tries for a good 10-15 minutes to get them out (always succeeds, ala Houdini)

9. Her pediatrician is HOT ! (baudi)

10. Falls asleep in restaurants and busy places. Blaring tv, ringing phones, loud conversations – nothing bothers her.